1990 vs 2012 suhaag raat

Ladkiyo ki jab shadi hoti h to unki saheliya kya khti h

1990-gabrana mat wo jo kare karne dena:P

2012-jor se chillana taaki use lage k First time hai :D

T 20

Boy: i am '20' years.
Girl: i am also '20' years...
Boy: to '20-20' match ho jaye.?
Girl: 3' din ruko
Boy: why.?
Girl: pitch gili hai..

CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO

Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha, .
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Dentist

1 Nursry cls ka bacha bola:- mam kya meri umr ka bacha papa ban sakta h.?
Mam:- NO.
bacha apni side ki ladki se bola:- "Dekha kuch nhi hoga, faltu me darti h".

Jija Sali

Sali: Jeega ji plz mujhe 500 rupey de do mai agale hafte de dungi
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Jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do..

Pimple or Nipple

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple.........