T 20

Boy: i am '20' years.
Girl: i am also '20' years...
Boy: to '20-20' match ho jaye.?
Girl: 3' din ruko
Boy: why.?
Girl: pitch gili hai..

CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO

Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha, .
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Dentist

1 Nursry cls ka bacha bola:- mam kya meri umr ka bacha papa ban sakta h.?
Mam:- NO.
bacha apni side ki ladki se bola:- "Dekha kuch nhi hoga, faltu me darti h".

Jija Sali

Sali: Jeega ji plz mujhe 500 rupey de do mai agale hafte de dungi
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Jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do..

Pimple or Nipple

A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-32"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20"?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple.........   

Santa ke Bacche

Govt announced: Jinke 5 bacche hain, unhe 1 ghar denge.
Santa ke 3 the aur apne Wife se bola: Padosan ke 2 bhi mere hi hain....unko le aao. Laney par Apne 3 kahan gaye?
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Wife: Jinke the wo le gaye.

Santa Remove Condom

Santa: doc last night i had sex with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked..
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Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first:-D

Santa's Condom

Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola: ?

Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai? 

Shopkeeper: ?Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?? 

Santa: ?Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai?

TMT Sariya Daal Le Fir

Boy(During Sex) : Have I Made It Large??
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Have I Made It Large??
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Have I Made It Large??
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Girl : Nooooo.
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Boy : Teri Maa Ki, Saali Kameeni

TMT Sariya Daal Le Fir

Main Isse Bada Nahi Kar Sakta..!! :@ ;) x)

ABCD......

Lady Teacher - Bolo Bacho,

J 4 Jug

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K 4 Kite

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L 4 LUND

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Ohh.!

Sorry Bacho,

Galti Se Mu Se Nikal Gya

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Boy - Mam, Sorry Ki Kya Baat H,

Wapas Mu Me Le Lo..!! ;) x)

Height of insult:

Man surfing channels asks his wife-"Darling, should I watch cricket?"
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Wife- "For god's sake watch porn, u already know how to play cricket!!!!"

Suhag Raat ki Aag

Suhag Raat pe dulhe ne dulhan ki ankh ko chuma
Dulhan - ye kya
Dulha - Ankh Zindgi ki kitab hai
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Dulhan - Niche library me aag lagi hae, tu kitaab me ghusa hai