Santa's Condom

Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola: ?

Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai? 

Shopkeeper: ?Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?? 

Santa: ?Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai?